1. Big companies don't do business
via chain letter. Bill Gates is not giving you $1000, and Disney is not
giving you a free vacation. There is no baby food company issuing class-action
checks. You can relax; there is no need to pass it on "just in case it's
true". Furthermore, just because someone said in the message, four generations
back, that "we checked it out and it's legit", does not actually make it
true.
2. There is no kidney theft
ring in New Orleans. No one is waking up in a bathtub full of ice, even
if a friend of a friend swears it happened to their cousin. If you are
hellbent on believing the kidney-theft ring stories, please see: http://urbanlegends.tqn.com/library/weekly/aa062997.htm
And I quote: "The National Kidney Foundation has repeatedly issued requests
for actual victims of organ thieves to come forward and tell their stories.
None have." That's "none" as in "zero". Not even your friend's cousin.
3. Neiman Marcus doesn't really
sell a $200 cookie recipe. And even if they do, we all have it. And even
if you don't, you can get a copy at: http://www.bl.net/forwards/cookie.html
Then, if you make the recipe, decide the cookies are that awesome, feel
free to pass the recipe on - sans the Neiman Marcus story.
4. We all know all 500 ways
to drive your roommates crazy.
5. We all know how many usenet
posters it takes to change a light bulb.
6. Even if the latest NASA rocket
disaster(s) DID contain plutonium that went to particulate over the eastern
seaboard, do you REALLY think this information would reach the public via
an AOL chain-letter?
7. There is no "Good Times"
virus. In fact, you should never, ever, ever forward any Email containing
any virus warning unless you first confirm it at an actual site of an actual
company that actually deals with virii. Try http://www.norton.com.
And even then, don't forward it. We don't care.
8. If your CC: list is regularly
longer than the actual content of your message, you're probably going to
cyberHell.
9. If you're using Outlook,
IE, or Netscape to write Email, turn off the "HTML encoding." Those of
us on UNIX shells can't read it, and don't care enough to save the attachment
and then view it with a web browser, since you're probably forwarding us
a copy of the Neiman Marcus Cookie Recipe anyway. Also if you post to an
email list without turning that feature off, the list prints your text
and all the HTML code with it. No one on the list wants to read your HTML
code.
10. If you still absolutely
MUST forward that 10th-generation message from a friend, at least have
the decency to trim the eight miles of headers showing everyone else who's
received it over the last 6 months.
